Hey ma!

Thanks for makin my life a living hell! You have no idea how much easier life is when you're not around! As my mother, I have to love you, but as a human being, I must admit, I just hate you!
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I know, I'm one messed up kid! And the only thing that is left for me is a nonstop feeling of guilt that makes me suffer like crazy, and that's because of all the good things you've done for me, and because, you know, you're my mother!